So something strange happened a couple of months ago. As many of you already know, my wife got pregnant again. Now, it wasn't supposed to happen. The docs told us both that I would be shooting blanks from here on out. That suited both of us fine. But then it happened.
Now, I did find it a little strange. Could I beat the odds and still be quite manly? Or could someone else be in the picture? For months Pedro, our pool boy, was hanging around the compound in Bartlett a little too often. I'd come home and Pedro would be making the bed in the bedroom and I'd be weirded out. He said he was just trying to help us out around the house so I thought that was okay. Sherri reassured me that Pedro was just hired help and the marks on her neck that looked like hickies were from shaving. So I believed her. Sure she wasn't in the mood as often but we still enjoyed getting into our underwear and watching some of the Greek and Turkish movies that are shown later on Cinemax.
Any way, we know it's a girl and Sherri is healthy. There is a bit of a scheduling problem that we're still trying to work through. I need to get healthy really fast or else Sherri won't be able to be my "Caretaker". Then I'll be asking anyone if they'd like to spend a week or so in Houston in the summertime. There's nothing like Houston in the summer. Also and more importantly, I may not be present for Madison's birth if things keep going slowly. Of course, Sherri is less worried about that. She said Pedro can fill in. Should I be worried?
Enclosed is a picture of Madison and Pedro. Any resemblance?